In Which I Dream of Humming Birds

What does it mean when you dream of incestuous, necrophilic humming birds? It means you’ve left the window open again and the nest of hatchlings outside are making an ungodly racket. Which begs the question, do humming birds actually chirp? I’ve never heard one. In my dream, I was back in high school again, searching desperately for a toilet, which, […]

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Welcome To My Subconscious

My friends dream of their teeth falling out, of their cars being stolen, of them going through their daily routine…and then waking up only to actually go through their daily routine. I have those mundane dreams too. Sometimes. But usually…I have dreams where I’m pregnant and the baby is writhing and screaming inside me, where […]

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